Insane Mega Jerk Alarm, and Cat Puke.

So last night the universe was against me sleeping.

First, a little back story.

I never let my cats in my room at night, they're too annoying

At about 8:45-9:00 ish I left my room and went to go to the bathroom and brush my teeth and all other before bed activities.

When i opened my door i found Cat 2 (the fat gray tiger) sitting outside my door.

I then realized he does this every night because he wants to sleep in my room.

Aw

So i proceeded to go do what i needed whilst loving him and petting him.

I sat on the bathroom floor so i could cuddle him a bit.

It's pretty cold on the bathroom floor though so my brain said "why dont u just let him on your bed, just this once"

Stupid brain, stupid!

So that's how he ended up sleeping on my bed

After licking himself for about an hour he finally settled down and went to sleep, which is important but I will come back to it later.

Now, on a completely different story, at about 1:30 AM my smoke detector alarm decides to sing me the low battery song of its people.


BEEP!    BEEP!           BEEP!         BEEP!

For about an hour, then it finally turns off (I think it ran out of battery, ha!) and I go back to sleep.


Alright now back to the other story.

You know how I said it was important that my cat licked himself for about an hour before sleep?

At about 2:30 AM, He decides that tonight is a good a night as any to puke on my bed.

I wake up to the sound of him dry retching, and I panic.

See I just got this bed a couple weeks ago and I spent extra on really nice sheets I did not want him to ruin.

My barely awake brain goes into major panic mode, only thing in my brain is

"No No No No No No"

So, my brilliant brain decides that the best course of action is to clamp his mouth shut with my hand and try to get him off my bed.

I should probably mention at this point that I have a full loft bed with a ladder, so I can't just throw him off.

Halfway down the ladder I can't hold it back anymore, he pukes all over my hand, legs, and the overflow gets on my carpet.

He proceeds to try to eat his own puke.

Another hour later I'm cleaned up and finally getting back to bed.

Great.




So that's the story of how I ended up going to bed at 4 AM, smelling like cat puke.

This is what I get for trying to be nice to my cat.